Sniff...sniff...

Boo hoo…Laguna Beach is OVER!

OK, not a lot to say about this episode.  There was a lot of crying, and some more crying.  It looks like Jessica’s going to be left behind in Laguna as Alex and Kristin are planning to move in together.  Jason’s also going to L.A.  The guys had one last surf together.  

Stephen charges LC with “are you ready to conquer another city together?”  Then reminds her that San Francisco conquered her.  Funny, Stephen.

Weird twist: LC gets her own show.  I could never really relate to LC, but maybe there’s someone out there who can.  

Unexpected: LC’s little sister joins the fun in Laguna Beach, Season 3.  

Expected: Next season looks kind of boring.  Not a lot of familiar faces.  Thought I saw Jessica in there, and Jason’s prom date (oh, didn’t he diss her too?)

Disappointment: The rich girl didn’t get in the mix too much.  Other than the nasty rumor she spread around about Alex, she flew under the radar this season.  It would have been fun to sprinkle some of her blond moments throughout the season, like when she asked her “help” for “un quesadilla por favor.”

Drama rating: 1/10.  No major fights, just um, people crying and driving away.

At least I was with good company.

Neat Laguna Beach gossip:

Talan is getting hitched!  Not to Taylor, but Rod Stewart’s daughter!  I suspected something was up when I heard about their car crash last week with a Ms. Paris Hilton.

According to IMDB, both Kristin and Talan have movie deals.  Does she know how to act, other than acting snotty?  Think drama star Alex M. is going to be more than a little jealous?

When "Sorry" Isn't Enough

Someone had to do it: LC emerges as the heroine of Laguna, telling Jason straight up that he’d embarrassed her…in front of her family no less, kissing Jessica (of all people).  Still, it was like a horror flick for a second as I yelled at the screen, “Get out of there LC!  He’s going to pull his Jason magic on you!”  And contrary to Laguna Beach female tradition, she turned her back on him, while he took off on a bumpy ride home in the hills of Laguna…sniff…was that a tear, J-Wall?  Well, LC’s voice sounded like she’d been crying for her entire life.

Aside from LC’s great stand, not a lot of drama in last night’s LB. Jason and Jessica argue about who kissed who, and now I think, hey, those two might just be a perfect match.  If only they could be isolated from everyone else’s lives.

LC hosts a party, and although Alex H. convinces Kristin to go and try to make peace with LC in the LB, it’s just not meant to be.  They’re underdressed…Kristin’s like “everybody’s wearing dresses.”  Naturally Kristin picks up a souvenir before she leaves, and it looked a lot like Stephen.  So Kristin leaves with Alex H., Stephen, and LC’s heart.  Oh, and a snotty attitude.

My friends, I fear we are reaching the end of what’s been a great season.  Everyone’s moving…to LA.  Undoubtedly some of these kids are headed to Hollywood.  And I’m torn, do I want to see more of the high school drama, or am I ready to follow the bunch to LA, and see what their “grown up” lives are like?  Here’s Kristin sitting in rush hour traffic.  Here’s Stephen complaining about his boss to his cube-mate.  Here’s Alex H. in pajamas on a Friday night.  Here’s Jason…calling Jessica on her phone and seeing “what’s up.”  Nah!  Give me some new kids!

I give the episode a 5/10 for drama level.  Props to LC for not falling prey to the J-Wall voodoo.